I have always avoided Twitter, because i just don't care. I don't care that your sitting on the patio and enjoying the sunshine. I don't care that you are going to the bathroom, or eating a fine meal. I'm very happy for you. I finally found something worth reading on twitter. It can be found at WWW.Twitter/XIANITY here is a sample of what you will find. Please enjoy!
ESCHATOLOGY/DINING: Hungry and irritated, John Hagee eats Jack Van Impe during end-times debate.
HEALTH: Pastor Melissa Scott hospitalized with dry-erase marker poisoning.
THEOLOGY: Openness Theologians right all along; God spotted on bus wearing a "What Will People Do?" bracelet.
FASHION: Rick Warren’s Hawaiian-shirt wardrobe malfunction leaves congregants shaken.
CULTURE: Amish woman admits eying shiny buttons
MEDIA: Holy Spirit grieved by boring worship service slides.
WORLD: Lactose intolerant Israelis want out of Land of Milk and Honey.
SCIENCE: Researchers mystified by hole in ozone layer directly above Jan Crouch’s hair.
EDUCATION: God in favor of massive student loan debt, as long as it is incurred at a Christian Colleges and Seminaries.
PEOPLE: Joel Osteen actually living his best life now.
PUBLISHING: Papyrus voted ‘Font of the Century’ by the Church Newsletter Association
BOOKS: 4 out of 5 ‘People You Meet in Heaven’ surveyed recommend sugarless gum.
MEDIA: Abraham Piper starts new homeschooling blog called 22 Children. @abrahampiper
LOCAL: Hound of Heaven bites UPS driver.
COMMUNITY: Pastor locks himself out of Church of the Open Door.
DINING: Heaven on Earth? Old Country Buffet opens next to Christian Bookstore in area mall.
TELEVISION: Trinity Broadcasting Network set designer distraught after running short of gold leaf.
BREAKING NEWS: Clever church sign attracts curious visitor.
LAW: Judge throws out Saint Augustine’s “Confessions”, cites police failure to properly read him his rights.
FASHION: Benny Hinn admits healing power does not extend to his own troubling comb-over.
TRAVEL: Satan’s Fiery Darts confiscated by alert airport security worker.
HEALTH: Low-Carb Wafers Finally Available for Atkins Communicants.
MUSIC: Derek Webb releases new album in 1 second bytes that can only be assembled in proper sequence after lengthy internet scavenger hunt
HEADLINE: Missing Link discovered while excavating new wing for creation museum.
BOOKS: “23 Minutes in Hell” author admits it was more like 45 seconds, and "hell" might have been a rest stop men's room near Clevelend.
INTEREST: Woman finds image of potato chip in portrait of Jesus
TECHNOLOGY: IBM claims new super-computer nearly as smart as Al Mohler
BREAKING NEWS: Hymnal found in area church sanctuary.
HEADLINE: Emergent pastor caught secretly living a rational life.
SPORTS: Salvation Army upsets Salvation Navy 21-17
HEADLINE: Precocious homeschooler successfully clones Charles Spurgeon for 9th grade science project.
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